Weird Bible Verses That Never Get Quoted | People Stories #795

Weird Bible Verses That Never Get Quoted | People Stories #795

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  1. Acey on August 3, 2022 at 11:42 pm

    I needed clothes and clothes and clothes

  2. Little_Ghosty on August 3, 2022 at 11:42 pm

    Did anybody else pull out there Bible so you can follow along and laugh???

  3. Zachary Siple on August 3, 2022 at 11:43 pm

    17:23 This may not be what they are referring to, but look at 2:52 of this video if you want that image:

  4. Fuggetabout it on August 3, 2022 at 11:45 pm

    The Bible is the best sci-fi book to ever be released

  5. Dr Sandy on August 3, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    Think I’ll bring some of these to my bible chat should lighten the mood!

  6. Amy Richardson on August 3, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    “Sin all you want”

  7. Ivory on August 3, 2022 at 11:46 pm

    The (original) Bible is a 2000+ old book written at a time when people had different views, values and rights. Many of its passages and verses are antiquated and inappropriate in modern times and therefore should not be taken literally, neither as a basis for religion nor as personal guidance. Just like societal laws change to adapt to the needs and values of the people, so does religion.

    Judging an entire religion by a book written 2000 years ago is like judging a person by their infancy, that being said, it’s still fun to read the discrepancies and nonsensical views people had at the time. The Bible has received many addendums over the centuries so it’s not entirely like it used to be. (PS: I’m not religious, just wanted to give my 2 cents.)

  8. Meep Changeling on August 3, 2022 at 11:48 pm

    And yet, people genuinely believe the shit in that old book of bronze age nonsense. It baffles me. I swear religious people only exist because no one has actually sat down and just *read* the book they proclaim to be the word of god. You think they would, given their belief that god said this shit, read the damn book.

  9. ElectricHomie on August 3, 2022 at 11:48 pm

    Follow geezus

  10. Bryant Cubias on August 3, 2022 at 11:48 pm

    The people just had no reading comprehension

  11. wayne on August 3, 2022 at 11:49 pm

    Ezekial 23:20- Is that where the saying "hung like a horse" came from?

  12. Zachary Siple on August 3, 2022 at 11:51 pm

    3:21 Okay, that made me chuckle. 🙂

  13. Dragoneta Slayer on August 3, 2022 at 11:53 pm

    Weirdest things I remember
    God sets a bear on children for mocking a guy for being bald.
    “Gives his daughters to do as they please with” to an angry mob and they “devalue his property”
    Gives an manual on owning slaves
    Terminates pregnancies without peoples permission
    Floods most of the earth
    Burns down cites for petty reasons.
    Created language barriers because of building to high.

    There’s more but I’m already having trouble sugar coating things

  14. Zachary Siple on August 3, 2022 at 11:54 pm

    3:52 Actually, in English, the shortest Bible verse is Job 3:2: "He said." It’s 3 letters shorter.

    Also, what’s "the spider’s curse"?

  15. Zachary Siple on August 3, 2022 at 11:54 pm

    0:42 "Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits." (SOS 4:16)

    Yes. The Bible has an erotic love poem that describes a woman requesting oral sex from her husband. 🙂

  16. TK-3769 on August 3, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    1st comment yay

  17. Random Hajile on August 3, 2022 at 11:55 pm

    "I stucketh my peepee in my zipper."
    – Ezekiel 25:17

  18. Elvis Needs Boats on August 3, 2022 at 11:57 pm

    God hates figs…that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in a very long time. But seriously, could we get that verse to the Westboro church nuts so they can see where they went wrong?

  19. txvoltaire on August 3, 2022 at 11:57 pm

    1 Samuel 24:3
    He came to the sheep pens along the way; a cave was there, and [King] Saul went in to relieve himself.

  20. Joshua Dunford on August 3, 2022 at 11:59 pm

    I am a devout Christian who acknowledges that the Bible is a collection of books about messed up people,so I still love this video.
    I’d also like to cheat and add a quote from a scribe that was never included for obvious reasons but it is in in a Bible so ill give it
    “Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night in Deventer and because of it many others too (Implying multiple cats peed on said Bible) And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come. Next to it the scribe drew an image of his finger being waved at an ugly cat who looks almost ashamed of peeing on his Bible

  21. RayShell d on August 4, 2022 at 12:01 am

    Lol. If you take ANY book, and pick out a sentence out of context, you can get some interesting thoughts. But when if comes to biblical scriptures, one does need to understand not only the chapter. But the book which it came from, the history of the time, and politics of the time. And what the long term results and consequences would be.

  22. Tony Stark on August 4, 2022 at 12:05 am

    The bible is messed up sometimes

  23. Gary on August 4, 2022 at 12:06 am

    Man. God really needs some clothes.

  24. Teemo Thunder on August 4, 2022 at 12:12 am

    Can we get bizarre quotes from the Talmud next? There’s some interesting stuff about non-jews there.

  25. Yeti on August 4, 2022 at 12:12 am


  26. Enlightened One on August 4, 2022 at 12:15 am

    Seems like god is very petty..

  27. Kevin Kunkel on August 4, 2022 at 12:17 am

    Matthew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

  28. Hendy Allen on August 4, 2022 at 12:20 am

    Duturanami 25 11 -12 inches had me.


  29. Dorothy Starling on August 4, 2022 at 12:20 am

    The second to last story (the man and the pigs) appears in Mark chapter 5. When Christ asks his name, the demons answer and say "My name is Legion: for we are many." The man’s name is never given.

  30. Marah Baker on August 4, 2022 at 12:21 am

    Seriously read the book of the Bible "Songs of Solomon"…. its basically a sexy love letter back and forth between a guy and a girl and its descriptions are both saucy and ridiculous

  31. Zachary Siple on August 4, 2022 at 12:22 am

    24:18 I was about to mention TIM Hawkins there. 🙂

  32. Bobby Sliko on August 4, 2022 at 12:26 am

    I went to Catholic middle and high school. We had religion classes and a Bible was a required book. I remember reading it during class and saw the passage titled “The man with a Talking Ass”. I had to do a double take there and an interesting image popped into my head. For the record, it was about a donkey, not a rectum

  33. Chais Law on August 4, 2022 at 12:29 am

    Anyone else thinking the Bible is just a collection of 2000 year old fanfic…

  34. Lidija Le François on August 4, 2022 at 12:29 am

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  35. Veni Vidi Vindicator on August 4, 2022 at 12:30 am

    Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet

  36. Skyline Fever on August 4, 2022 at 12:32 am

    1:34 Some might say this is why John the Baptist was unmarried his whole life and suggested others do the same.
    6:32 I once had a pastor tell us this and joke about it. He joked that maybe his servants weren’t going in there, and thought the king simply ate some really bad food. By the time they really started to worry, they thought "Let’s get him a roll of TP." That’s when they found the king dead.

  37. dkhasar92 on August 4, 2022 at 12:34 am

    I never realized how many verses were about periods…

  38. Andrea Alvey on August 4, 2022 at 12:35 am

    There’s also a scripture, OT, that says a man has the right to sell his daughters into sexual slavery. It’s further explained in Jewish writings, that this only applies to daughters who have reached the age of three years plus one day.

  39. chuuchuu on August 4, 2022 at 12:35 am

    That judge from Oversimplified’s Civil War :
    UH OH

  40. AzurePlusPixel on August 4, 2022 at 12:37 am

    looked it up and it’s almost certain that being "wounded in the stones" means being hit in the nuts

  41. broadbandtogod on August 4, 2022 at 12:38 am

    All fat belongs to the Lord

  42. DTK19 on August 4, 2022 at 12:39 am

    The one with the pigs Involved Jesus. The point was that someone was possessed by legions of demons, and Jesus’s presence made the demons throw themselves on the ground and beg him not to punish and banish them to the abyss (Basically seal them away early instead of waiting till god initiates Armageddon) instead they pleaded with him to allow them to leave using the swine as hosts. He gave them permission and immediately they transferred and committed suicide. The sheperds saw what happened and since everyone knew the guy was possessed (they had to restrain him but being – you know possessed, he kept breaking out and running away) so the fact that a ton of demons begged Jesus for their lives and slaughtered buch of pigs trying to escape terrified them all. Understandably they told him to leave, but the possessed guy wanted to join him. Jesus told him to stay and spread the story, and when he came back around everyone got over their fear and accepted him

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