The Strange World Of Christian Instagram
The Strange World Of Christian Instagram
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Let’s dive into the strange, strange world of Christian Influencers on Instagram.
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Hehehe. Nice job opening up the description, you’re quite the curious one. You have recieved blessings for doing so. Write “feeling blessed af rn” in the comments if you’re feeling blessed rn XD
or don’t, I can’t control you.
CHAPTERS:
0:00 – Intro
0:45 – Christian Influencers
2:09 – Christian “Brainrot”
5:08 – Sponsor
6:37 – Christian “Brainrot” cont.
8:22 – Engagement Methods
10:15 – The “Honorable Mention” Section
12:49 – Yelling In Public
14:32 – Preaching Nonsense Online
17:25 – Important Notes
18:22 – Manipulating People’s Faith
20:21 – “Healing” Through Prayer (And Snake Oil)
squinch your eyes
6:41 this is what the OCD voice I have sounds like in my head LMAO. “blink ten times” when I have a headache, tap my right temple three sets of ten if I feel anxious, stick my wrist out and look at it if I feel ashamed or embarrassed, and step on the scale three times in order to see my “true weight”. Among many many other things. This usually puts me through a lot of shame and stress, but this segment made me laugh, so thank you! Lol
I can blur my vision without squinting, and I used to think everyone can
I’m not going to listen to any sort of flat earther and they’re nonsensical drivel and I’m especially not going to listen to one that says "supposebly".
S Q U I N C H
After the DoorDash skit an ad for DoorDash immediately played. Comedy gold.
"Bottle of Holy Annointing Oil"? Nah, that’s a straight-up Holy Hand-Grenade from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Sure hope you don’t get old. Since it’s horrible you certainly should not get old.
posibly also the mic
19:27 i know at least 5 people who would LOVE this shirt or its message (i live in the southeast)
"squint your eyes" being the one influencer’s catchphrase is hilarious. My guy, I think you might just need glasses, it’s okay.
10:39 I like how they are using the House MD theme in the background. Which stars an outspoken atheist who bashes religion frequently.
Dude, the devil doesn’t even know you exist
Yup if i was in that line up I’d forsure be begging for god to kill me , any god
Christian here….yah there’s a lot of using Jesus’ name to make money and prosperity gospel in there…not good stuff. I would recommend Cliffe Knechtle if you want a biblically sound discussion of Christianity. Jesus is real and he does love you Ted!
21:18 Ok i have to take an allergy pill sometimes 2 everyday. My grandpa thinks I have a kind of dust allergy because my allergies never go away. What can she do about that?
Yeah no, Catholics don’t necessarily do this in the way Evangelicals do.
They’re too busy taking over the Judiciary to do that.
I wish I could say I was joking but Leonard Leo is a guy that exists. He’s a Catholic who wants to turn America into a Theocracy and he’s been spending the last few decades trying to garner influence over the Courts in this country. He has a direct hand to play in the Appointment of all 6 conservative Supreme Court Justices and countless numbers of lower court Judges.
Of course, Not all Catholics. But Catholics definitely aren’t innocent in how all of this has been going down in this country.
The Diamond industry guy is Jewish, Tikkun Olam is a concept in Judaism. I’m pretty sure he is wearing a kippah. I’m Jewish, and dude two things: the Diamond industry is the opposite of Tikkun Olam and you are playing into the stereotypes. Tikkun Olam is a Jewish thing google it, it is a very beautiful concept
anyways heres an actually good christian cc: anna miriam brown
she does artwork and has worked on biblical retellings
Also I’ve recently started watching your content and I love it! Keep up the great content Ted!
The first guy is also an extreme problem when it comes to people with anxiety, specifically OCD. Chainmail stuff like what he’s posting has always made me anxious (way more when I was younger than now) and have sent me into episodes, spirals, anxiety attacks, etc. I can see many people with religious OCD finding it difficult to get out of the loop of his content.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I’m a Satanist.
Ik Schlatt saw this title and clicked at the speed of light
Brother Ted, absolutely beautiful work here on your part. The bit about doordash is epically hilarious.
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21:44 “I don’t want blood running over my thyroid”
boy do I have some bad news for you…
As a Christian, these people do not speak for Christianity. It is hilarious the amount of heretical things they are doing in their videos.
the idea is really funny until your parents genuinely think these are real.
21:05 if only I saw that 6 months ago… Would’ve definitely helped
squinch
these types of right wing influencer christians are so fucking weird/irritating to me, especially when they all imply that they have to be shameful about or hide their religion. Ive been christian my whole life and usually wear my confirmation necklace a lot and literally the most its gotten me is a friend occasionally going "oh, i didnt know." we are NOT an oppressed religion at all lmao
I was scrunching my nose the whole time
I have religious OCD, and I’m so glad I’ve gotten it mostly under control before stuff like this came to be. I struggled with those "repost this if you love Jesus. Ignore if you love the devil" posts when I was a kid.
“I apply the blood of Jesus” like she’s consuming a buff item in DnD is killing me
One thing I can’t fathom is priests pushing the narrative of Christianity being oppressed in history. I’m not denying it, but it’s strange to me that Christians seem very adamant on oppressing other religions, atheists, and people who generally don’t fit a very specific image. Nothing against Christians, I’ve been raised a Roman Catholic myself, but our faith needs complete restructuring
Man nobody should tell this guy about 2025 Republicans
Don’t drag Gen X into this. Those are younger Boomers.
Bro has a whole wardrobe of costumes, props for that fr
4:52 proud to say my grandma can detect AI better than my little brother
13:51 Bro was hit with an unskippable cutscene
I remember seeing those ai christian videos (I’m not religous) and RIGHT as I scrolled past one, there was another one with an ai voice yelling "WHY DID YOU IGNORE MY MESSAGE?!" and since I didn’t know it was fake I actually had panic attack
i think you forgot to squinch your eyes
That is NOT Jesus, it’s obviously John Lennon
It almost seems like a humanitarian effort that you are providing us with a video to show to our old people to help them